Tax Trouble Seeker Gifts

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

Tax confusion.

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'I.R.S short form.'

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'