Tax Troublemakers Gifts

'I had it all - the the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Tax confusion.

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

Economic Experts

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

Socrates gets audited.

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

"Good luck getting my client's tax returns - he never even filed!"

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

'Oh-oh they found out Ed works for the Internal revenue service.'

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

Pinched by the Revenue Boys