Tax Troublemakers Gifts

'I had it all - the the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Before the Fall

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Tax confusion.

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Economic Experts

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

Socrates gets audited.

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

"Good luck getting my client's tax returns - he never even filed!"

"I was caught by the VAT man."

"No, I'm not questioning you, but I wasn't aware IRS audits included strip searches."