Taxation Troublemaker Gifts

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Tax confusion.

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Big government pig

Parking meter holdup

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

Fair Tax

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

Me Doing My Taxes

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

Billions in pork (taxpayer ripoffs).

"I was caught by the VAT man."

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

Tax audit office.