Tax Trouble Seeker Mugs

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

Tax confusion.

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'I.R.S short form.'

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

Joan of Sark - Offshore Directorship Fees