Taxation Sensation Pillows

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

tax rises...

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

Rich react to higher taxes.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine