Fish Tank Tenders Gifts

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

'Say, this is interesting.'

Bottled Air

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Clown fish ... '

"All I said was 'BOO'."

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

Fish Umbrella

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"