Fish Tank Tinkerers Gifts

"He never takes anyone's word for anything!"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Say, this is interesting.'

Bottled Air

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Clown fish ... '

Fish Umbrella

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '