Fish Tank Tinkerers T-Shirts

"He never takes anyone's word for anything!"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

'Say, this is interesting.'

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

'Clown fish ... '

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

Fish Umbrella

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'I'm getting water-logged.'