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"Naturally we need to adjust the chemicals, but it seems to be the only thing that relaxed him after work."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

Leak in the fish tank.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Carp, per diem.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Origins Of Evolution

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'So what have you been up to?'