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"All I said was 'BOO'."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Think Tank

Panzer Hut.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

The Trench-Sealer

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

How's my blitzkrieging?