Fish Tank Owner T-Shirts

Tom prepares for his hot date.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Sole traders

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

How their world views have changed over time.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Snub Marine

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"We find it calms the patient."

'Honestly, I leave you alone for just a couple of minutes...'

Fishing in the aquarium.

Evolution of Al's fish.

Wave to the Goldfish!

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'