Fish Tank Tacticians Gifts

"Now to find a way outside!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Are you new around here?"

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Snub Marine

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

Wi-Fi password?

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Hey! Not fair!'