Fish Tank Decorator Gifts

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Fish Umbrella

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Clown fish ... '

When to back off...

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '