Fish Tank Decorator Gifts

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Bottled Air

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Fish Umbrella

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

That's my summer place.

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Yep, that's water retention."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'