Fish Tank Funster Gifts

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

"Looks like Grandpa filled the goldfish bowl with Mom's pinot grigio again."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"That is six feet."

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Bottled Air

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

'Clown fish ... '

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

Jester.

When to back off...

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

Fish Umbrella

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"