Fish Tank Jokester Gifts

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Revenge of the Fish

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

When to back off...

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'