Fish Tank Jokester Mugs

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

Revenge of the Fish

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

When to back off...

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

'Nice throw...'

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."