Aquatic Jokester Mugs

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

"I used to have a cigarette after spawning, but I could never keep them lit."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Guide fish.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Fish Farm.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"A catfish ate my homework."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids