Underwater Jokesters Mugs

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Fishing from the Pier

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

School Crossing

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

Revenge of the Fish

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Octopus Manicure.

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."