Marine Jokesters Mugs

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Fingerlings.

School Crossing

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'