Marine Jokesters Gifts

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I got one this small.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Fingerlings.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'