Fish Tank Hero Gifts

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Snub Marine

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Are you new around here?"

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

'I'm getting water-logged.'