Decorative Fish Tank Admirer Gifts

Fish cold war

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"This place could use a moat!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Drinking Companions

FISH ESCAPE.

"I like fountains very much!"

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Fish in Water Cooler.

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

"You are literally my entire world."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Evolved to Ski.