Decorative Fish Tank Admirer Gifts

Fish cold war

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Drinking Companions

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"This place could use a moat!"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

FISH ESCAPE.

"I like fountains very much!"

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

Fish in Water Cooler.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

"You are literally my entire world."

Evolved to Ski.

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'