Ornamental Fish Fan Gifts

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Civilized Salmon

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Fish mobsters.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'