Fishy Furniture Fan Gifts

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Open House of Horrors

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Civilized Salmon

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish