Fish Tank Fixer Gifts

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I don't do windows."

'So what have you been up to?'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'Yes, I've removed lots of fish-hooks from dogs...'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'Clown fish ... '

"It's time to clean the fish tank."

'I'm getting water-logged.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"All I said was 'BOO'."

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Fish Umbrella

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than bowling?'

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'