Fish Tank Cleaner Gifts

"It's time to clean the fish tank."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I don't do windows."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'So what have you been up to?'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

That's my summer place.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Snub Marine

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Where's your goldfish?'

Bottled Air

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

'Clown fish ... '

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Fish Umbrella