Fish Tank Whisperer Gifts

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"Pass the sea salt, please."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."