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Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"Pass the sea salt, please."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Hush puppy.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."