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Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Concert Pianist.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"River well stocked this year."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Man fishing with large bait

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Choose, Fenster

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."