Note-fish Whisperer Gifts

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Concert Pianist.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"River well stocked this year."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Man fishing with large bait

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Spindle Neurons

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Choose, Fenster

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."