Fish Whisperer In Training Gifts

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Ice fisher.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'