Fish Whisperer In Training Gifts

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Man fishing with large bait

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...