Tank Tamer Gifts

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"And this is my natural environment tank."

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Parenting Business Deals

New Swiss Army Knife

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Education Guidance

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Storm'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.