Engine Tamer Gifts

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

His New Grillfriend

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lovely dovetail."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

I love Science.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Who like 'em well done?"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'Storm'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)