Engine Tamer Pillows

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

His New Grillfriend

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Burnt or Raw?

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

I love Science.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Who like 'em well done?"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Storm'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.