Fish Tank Fixer T-Shirts

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I don't do windows."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'So what have you been up to?'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Yes, I've removed lots of fish-hooks from dogs...'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Bottled Air

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

'Clown fish ... '

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

Fish Umbrella

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

"It's time to clean the fish tank."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

'I'm getting water-logged.'

"All I said was 'BOO'."

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

It's lovely, but I would have been just as happy with a modest ranch.

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

Boss, someone called The Fixer is here to see you. Excellent. Go out and tell him I want him to teach you everything he knows. I don't see why I should have to keep paying him when I've got my very own minion. Pay extra attention to the issue vague threats to shut down lawsuits part. If he asks why I didn't fire him myself, you tell him I've moved to Botswana. Very bad man.