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"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Yes, I've removed lots of fish-hooks from dogs...'

"Kick the machine"

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

Jester.

Clockdown

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

Cardiology

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Stitches.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'

Holy Mackerel

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."