Long-haul Driver Gifts

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Recalculating!

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Trucker's tan?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Filling up.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

A Semicolon.