Long-distance Runner Gifts

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Mile 20. This is where I usually hit the wall.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Danger Slow Sand.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Man running

Did you miss me?

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Congratulations for male runner

'Stampede!!'

The Fun Run.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

10K Ambulance Chase

'Jogger's nipple'