"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."
Long-distance Walker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the avid long-distance walker in your life? Our collection offers humorous and heartfelt items that mark their love for wandering. From cozy pillows to stylish t-shirts, find something that fuels their passion and reminds them of every mile conquered. Whether they’re on a trail or dreaming of their next hike, these gifts blend creativity with their adventurous spirit, making their lengthy walks even more special.
Snow flake
"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'
"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."
"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."
"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."
The What's-The-Hurry? Institute
"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."
"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."
"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."
Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.
How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.
The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.
Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day
"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."
"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"
"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"
Pedestrian parking only.
"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."
T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!
"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."
Honey, I'm going for a walk...
"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"
'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'
Qantas London Sydney
"I shamble five miles every day."
Crawling Marathon.
'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'
"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."
"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."
'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'
'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'
'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'
Long-distance Walker Gifts Collection
Long-distance Walker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to long-distance walkers and adventurers. Find a perfect gift that celebrates every mile they conquer.
Long-distance Walker Pillows
Discover pillows that bring the comfort of the great outdoors into their home. Perfect for long-distance walkers seeking a cozy reminder of their adventures.
Long-distance Walker Prints
Browse our print collection that captures the essence of long-distance walking. Ideal for inspiring their next journey or decorating their space with adventure.
Long-distance Walker T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for avid walkers and explorers. Find fun, inspiring options that match their love for long-distance trekking.