Long-distance Rambler Gifts

Crawling Marathon.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

'Fire straw one!'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.