Midnight Rambler Gifts

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Fishing Contest

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

A heron wearing waders.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Coarse Fishing.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Airport Cheerleader

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Crawling Marathon.

Scared shadow.

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."