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I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you to the café at midnight, minion. Not really. They're keeping the voting machines in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. I'm not telling you to break in … and I'm not telling you to make it look like anti-Trump Communist illegal immigrants from China and Mexico rigged the machines on behalf of ISIS to elect Hillary Clinton. Does this have anything to do with all those "Trump was robbed" cupcakes you had me order? I'm not telling you that.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Airport Cheerleader

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Crawling Marathon.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

Scared shadow.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly