Long-distance Rambler Pillows

Crawling Marathon.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

A Better Life

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"