Long-distance Walker T-Shirts

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

Snow flake

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

Pedestrian parking only.

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Qantas London Sydney

"I shamble five miles every day."

Crawling Marathon.

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'