Long-distance Walker T-Shirts

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

Snow flake

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Crawling Marathon.

"I shamble five miles every day."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'