Long Jumper Gifts

A woman jumps over a giant mouth

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Leaping

Trivia/Great Literature.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

High Jump

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Harvey Smith.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

A leap of faith.

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

Transylvanian Athletics.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Danger - Quicksand.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Jumping

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.