Faithful Long Jumper Gifts

A leap of faith.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Minister Starts at a New Church

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Men's Prayer Group.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Jesus falling over a wave.

Second to Nun

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"The long prayer peek."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Church Steeple Rocket

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Danger - Quicksand.

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

'This 'land of milk and honey' business - You forgot to mention all the *&^(&*^ SAND!'