Faithful Joker Gifts

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Confession.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"For Lent you should give up the other parts of your religion."

"Thy will be one, but also, I have some notes."

A Parson Trying To Teach A Group Of Boys.

'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'

Missionary Society: Gone for Good

Las Vegas Church of the Holy Roller.

Jesus falling over a wave.

"He's Behind You!"

Priest offers drowning man a copy of the Bible.

"So a vicar is really like a ticket tout for heaven?"

"This is going to be quite a challenge - how about some bonus commandments?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Batman's Baby

Christian and Born again Christian...

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Santa's Helpers

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Men's Prayer Group.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."