Faithful Joker Pillows

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Confession.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"For Lent you should give up the other parts of your religion."

"Thy will be one, but also, I have some notes."

A Parson Trying To Teach A Group Of Boys.

'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'

Missionary Society: Gone for Good

Las Vegas Church of the Holy Roller.

Jesus falling over a wave.

"He's Behind You!"

Priest offers drowning man a copy of the Bible.

"So a vicar is really like a ticket tout for heaven?"

"This is going to be quite a challenge - how about some bonus commandments?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Christian and Born again Christian...

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Santa's Helpers

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Men's Prayer Group.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."