Faithful Jesters Pillows

'...But in case God misses something...'

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

At the 2021 Religious Games

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Lesbians for Christ

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Jesus falling over a wave.

Pumping up wig in blender.

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"The long prayer peek."

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Some people are calling you a false prophet.'

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Bless me, Father - I'm a father.'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'