Holy Jesters Pillows

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"The long prayer peek."

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Not the God I expected."

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

Angel Puppet.

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Can Jesus come out and pray?

Madam Zelta foresees all.